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She's back and everything is going to be okay! Welcome back from Rehab Ander....we missed you so much...the 1st drink is on me. You are never allowed to leave again.

What! Spring is that you? I didnt think so. Happy Monday possums! I have a bike, with a basket, to carry my Vodka and pork jerky. I'm not going to ride it, silly. But I have it. Todays hairdo..."my dog did it" Spaghetti and meatballs today so if you're feeling a little "Lady and the Trampish" today is you day. Brian will put on a mustache and sing for you at you table. You're welcome. Soups No idea I'm not working Chili Pop Hazel's hot chocolate

When you have the best staff in the world.

I thought maybe today would be a great day to start smoking. Maybe trying my luck at making moonshine too. Can't hurt. I mean what's the worst thing that could happen, I could start my pants on fire? I dont wear pants! The weather today is described in one word. Horseshit slush and snot gravy. I saw a Robin on my way in today....I threw it some bread crumbs and then I kicked him in the head....what a dummy. Go back south you idiot. Its fiesty Friday and for you fish loving, lent riders we have walleye....deep fried walleye. It looks very sexy. Come in a getcha some a day. It was my Daddys favorite with a Windsor 7....careful with the ice. Fiesty Friday Menu Walleye Soups Thick as hell knoephla Some other broth crap Red Hot chili Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate Tonight Nice Rack (of ribs) Squash Toothpicks Lock it up when you leave, we dont care.

We are opened possums......get your asses in here.....IT'S ball day for geez o pete.....if I have to be here, you have to be here....do you think this fun? Huh? Skinning Walleye for you tomorrow? I even made special pies for pi 3.14 day. And I hate Math! So put that in a pipe and smoke it.....oops, by mom just came out on that one.. Thanks for noticing me. I miss smoking.

Well the decision has been made, we will TRY our Swedish meatball damndest to open Deaner's at 10AM on Thursday. This storm is making all of us wusses. Cool wusses though. We, as in Deaner will be out early to check road conditions and frozen customers. Stay tuned. There will be a test on this later. I'm so glad I dont have to poop outside.

Holy Lick it's friday....fat friday... no wait...lent. How would I know I'm Lutheran. We partied with our pastors....drank the holy water...shhhh... it was tequila. We got Bob today! Big Bob....he's huge! Fresh out of the Sheyenne! Your welcome! Soups That damn knoephla Some other crap Red hot chili Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate Tonight weez got the ribs.....Nice Rack!

It's Monday, that can only mean one thing, I'm going back to bed. Lucky for you it's TTHD! You know you love it! Only 6 days to DLST....you get one less hour to sleep so you can think about spring that's never coming. Being negative is healthy and I like to share it with everyone. Here is your Monday menu. TTHD Soup Something 🐔 Red hot chili Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate

We have the smartest followers in the whole world...either that or this picture of Elvis was way to easy....thank you to the 165 peeps that took a guess.....I had Siri pick the winner....for realz. Congratulations to MISTY GENDRON!

There is nothing like waking up on March 1st to a new blanket of snow.....its magic........that I wish would disappear....dammit! I would rather have a root canal while having a colonoscopy than more damn snow.....Why me Lord! What did I ever do....okay let's not go there...I'm going to blame good ol' Trumpy boy. It's pissed off Friday! You asked for it...... Kentucky Hot Brown...kinda like " hot Brian" Soups That pain in the ass knoephla Other crap Red Hot chili Cinnamon Rolls Bigger than your head! Pop Hazel's hot chocolate Now get out there and cause some traffic issues....you will be glad you did.

You've been waiting for it....today we are going to play a little guess who. It's for a $25.00 gift certificate and a donut. You have until 5pm to get in your guess...you can only guess one time you greedy toads. Good Luck.

It's thirsty Thursday and I drank all of the vodka....now lets get to the tequila....ariba ariba! It's Swedish meatball day.....you big fat lucky. Juicy balls of meat smoothered in gravy. It is so happy. Today's soups Chee burger Chee burger Chili Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate

Well its day 51 of temps below zero....its kind of like Arizona but different. Cold brings out the best in people...I hate all of you. We have snow in places we didnt know we had. Have a great hump day ya bastards. And because it's cold and I'm crabby we will have a contest today.....stay tuned. It's national polar bear day. Whoop de freaking do. Polar bear menu Seal ala king Penguin soup with beans Blubber beer cheese Red hot chili Pop Hazel Hot Chocolate Vodka Valium

Come on in chachi is cooking....I guess it's still margarita day.

National Margarita Day!!!!@ you betcha!

It's national margarita day!

National Margarita day menu. Italian chicken over wild rice...that's good right there. Soups Knoephla Some other shit Red hot chili Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate Get your ass in here!

Hey somebody lost their half a glasses.

Woohoo hoooo.....it's hump day! I decided today instead of driving like a grandma I was going to drive like a guy....Guys love this and they are always laughing while driving....Why not. I drove like a wreckless raccoon with diarrhea...then slammed on the brakes to slide through the intersection...then floored it when the light turned green.....Nope....not fun, I was still scared to death! So Granny driving it is....sorry Fargo. Todays wonderful Wednesday menu. Riblets....a nugget of happiness. Soups Beer cheese of course Chunky vegetable Red hot chili Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate Go Otters! We got this!

The sun is shining and it's as cold as "holy crap what is the temperature anyway?" And unfortunetly I am back from vacation....thats what we call escaping from the crazy house. Come on out to Deaner's today. Brian has cooked up some fabulous stuff. Bring your jeeps and snow mobiles so you can park on the snow mountain in our parking lot.....it'll be fun! I will take videos of you getting hurt. Tuesday surprise menu. Hali Berry Steak Soups Chunky tomato Crab patch Pop Hazel's Hot Chocolate

When you have the best staff in the world.

National Margarita Day!!!!@ you betcha!

It's national margarita day!

A snow day at Deaner's. See you tomorrow!

When you are loved so much at Deaner's Diner and it's your last day, it is with great love we say goodbye to Paigie with the traditional pie in the face. You are going to be missed.....come back soon girlie.k

A typical day at the diner.....and then all of a sudden....Polka Music!

Just when I was about to hang my spring wreath on the front door an icicle fell from the roof and knocked me silly...so I put the snowman wreath back....it's going to stay there until July. This is why I have trust issues. Old man winter is a meanie. Get out and get some sunshine....in your car....on your way to work...with the heat on full blast.....poop. Today's menu Pork chops and dressing Frisco Melt. Melt....ha...real funny. Soups Chunky Vegetable Beer Cheese Pop

It's Friday and I don't care cuz I got blue hair. It's the end of a sad week with the Vikings losing to the deadbirds of philly. But I have my big girl pants on and I am happy. Sort of. I plan on gaining 62 pounds over the weekend by eating donuts and Swedish Fish. It's going to be great dontcha know. I might even snack on a few tide laundry pods...you don't know. Today's fun Friday Menu Roasted Philadelphia Eagles with donkey ass. Peppered Patriots with cheater sauce. Sloppy BBQ....I guess Joe cleaned up his act. BIG Bob Cod. Sorry Charlie. Soups Knoephla Yesterdays soup Red hot chili Pop

Tuesday Smoozday Salisbury Steak 8.99 Breaded chicken strips 8.99 Chicken parmesan sandwich 8.29 Soups Cabbage patch Chunky tomato We have potato salad!